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من طرف anarouz الخميس 1 مايو - 19:27

A woman and her daughter hired a speed boat to enjoy the Atlantic Ocean waters.As the young man was driving the speed boat;the woman and her daughter were chating with him:
the woman:tell me Tom.
Tom:yes,ma'am
the woman:do u speak any foriegn manguages?
Tom:Foreign languages....No.i left school at an early age.
the girl:Not even one foriegn language?
Tom:NO,what for?
the woman:(speaking proudly)Well,if you don't know foriegn languages,half of ur life is worth nothing.
Tom was embarassed and kept silent as the speed boat was going further in the middle of the sea.Suddenly,a big wave was heading towards them,then he asked the woman and her daughter.
Tom:tell me ladies.do u know how to swim?
the woman and her daughter:(surprised)NO!!!
Tom:Look over there!there's a big was coming towards us.if you don't know how to swim,not only half your life is worth nothing,but your whole life is worth nothing.

من طرف peacelover الخميس 5 يونيو - 2:12

hi admin
thanks for ur jokes....
there is a word missed here
:,,,,,there 's a big wave coming ok
correct it please
thanks again

من طرف peacelover الخميس 5 يونيو - 2:17

hi admin
thanks for ur jokes....
there is a word missed here
:,,,,,there 's a big wave (not was)coming)
ok)
correct it please
thanks again

من طرف siman الأحد 8 يونيو - 12:57

you are right brother Peacelover,but its not brother admin who gonna correct it,Anarous who should correct it.
anyway its good joke!
My regards

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